For those of you just desperate to know what inane things I’m thinking, how far I’ve run on any given day, which things written by other people I’ve found amusing, and which randomly remembered songs I’ve found on Spotify, I’m now on Twitter. You can follow me @russellsaunder1, though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it.
Update: On further contemplation, and after having tweeted a few more times, I have decided to revise the above statement. Indeed, my Twitter feed is a veritable font of erudition heretofore unknown to humankind. Sign up to follow then weep for the lost years, in which my little nuggets of insight were kept only to myself. Beat your breast in sorrow for the intellectual poverty in which you lived until now. Marvel at the empyrean heights of wit, whimsy and wisdom now at your disposal. Note how I am pretty much a sucker for any song that features Kate Pierson on vocals.
In short, for the first time in your pitiful existence, know what it is to be truly alive.
There. Is that better?