What Should Rick Santorum Do Next?
Now that Rick Santorum has acknowledged the inevitability of his not being president, but says he plans to continue the fight, what should he do next?
Compose his magnum opus on theological-politics? Focus on his fellowship with the Ethics and Public Policy Center? Propose and audition for the role of a morally-obtuse sidekick in Captain America 2?
What say you?
Go far, far away.
Who cares what he does next as long as it has no effect on the rest of us.
He should focus on correcting the results of Google searches for his name.
He should become a goodwill ambassador for his Church.
Die in a fire? Is that an option?
No. Let’s keep it civil.
Pat Robertson can’t live forever. Maybe he can take up the snake oil business after that old coot shuffles off into the busom of Abraham.
Pat Robertson is Protestant. Santorum is more of an EWTN guy than a CBN guy.
Spend a night visited by the ghosts of elections past, present, and future, and wake up a changed man:
“Ricky had lost: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.”
I will put money in your hand if you can write that play.
Drop dead.