Waking Up, Geek Style

We had a rough morning with the boy, who protested getting ready for the day from the moment I opened his window blinds.  He was still in full Occupy Waking Up mode when I walked him into his school building to receive his first and very much deserved tardy.

And yet his awaking began with such promise.

When I gently prodded him and told him to rise and shine, he yawned, stretched, and said, still half asleep and dreaming, “I caaaan’t. I haven’t found a save point yet.”

This made my morning, and then everything went to hell.

I would say someone’s been spending too much time playing video games, but everyone knows that can never be the case.  Alas, the boy’s misbehavior has cost him his playtime this afternoon.

I didn’t bother telling him that his losing video games is one of those punishments that hurts me more than him.

Kyle Cupp

Kyle Cupp is a freelance writer who blogs about culture, philosophy, politics, postmodernism, and religion. He is a contributor to the group Catholic blog Vox Nova. Kyle lives with his wife, son, and daughter in North Texas. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.

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9 Responses

  1. Ryan Noonan says:

    If not for the picture, I would have thought you were going for the opening scene from Chrono Trigger here.

  2. Miss Mary says:

    “I would say someone’s been spending too much time playing video games, but everyone knows that can never be the case.”
    Are you sure? I think this may be a tipping point.

    • Kyle Cupp says:

      Nah. When humming video game tunes replaces his belting the Transformers theme song at every conceivable time and place, I’ll consider the possibility that we’re half way there.

  3. Patrick Cahalan says:

    This got a chuckle.

  4. Jaybird says:

    As someone who has had the “save point” dream, there is nothing more disappointing than being unable to reload it the next night.

    • Patrick Cahalan says:

      I used to be able to do that. Lucid dreaming, too.

      Now it seems like I go to sleep and then I wake up and there’s nothing in-between.