Naughty Elephant

So let’s say you live in India. You’ve been sent by your spouse to the market to get some fresh fruits and vegetables for dinner. What excuse could you use for coming home empty-handed? How about “Honey, I was fruitjacked by an elephant?”

Okay, so this is an old guy and something of a pest. But seriously, what’s happening to elephants these days is an abomination. And yes, I know what’s happening to people these days isn’t much better. But that doesn’t mean the elephants aren’t worth saving. Please consider helping out.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.