Wanted

Wanted is a profoundly silly movie. It’s not worth a full review. Here’s what’s good about it — elaborate, exciting stunt and special effect sequences. And Angelina Jolie is firey hot. Here’s what’s not good about it — it requires a suspension of disbelief that will strain even the most credulous and uncritical of moviegoers. And the voice-overs are profoundly dumb. It’s a no-brainer shoot-em-up with some interesting visual images and which makes decent use of the city of Chicago as its setting.

I didn’t walk out of the theater thinking my time or money had been wasted. I walked out wishing that a better script had been put in place, but then again, the whole conceit behind the story is so silly that I wonder if even the most capable scriptwriter had could have done that.

But did I mention that Angelina Jolie is firey hot? Steel-melting hot. Reason enough to see the movie.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.