Bread will kill you! Here’s proof.
You might need to know your latitude and longitude.
If you’re one of those social conservatives who has been wondering how it could be that Sarah Palin didn’t stop Obama from being elected President, here’s as plausible an explanation of that, and subsequent events, as I’ve found anywhere.
The Russian Tunnel Of Death — now with a cheery techno soundtrack. (Warning: violates TL’s Rules of Website Design #3 concerning auto-load audio.)
The important lesson to take away from this article is “The male never withdrew from the female when she performed fellatio.” Oh, they’re so much like people!
If you think clowns are scary, here’s a website to haunt your dreams. No, not really. More like, here’s a website to provide you with idle amusement for literally tens of seconds.
Gallows humor. And a lot of it. Like using up a lifetime’s worth of good karma in one shot. Or dying of caffeine consumption.
And to cheer you up, a cute little baby stingray. No, really.