Monday Trivia Leaderboard

It’s no real surprise to regular readers of this space that the leader, by far, in winning Monday Trivia contests is Randy Harris. He has 21.5 wins (shared win on Monday Trivia No. 40) out of the 106 trivia puzzles Will and I (and a few guest authors) have been writing for more than two years now.

Now, I don’t know if people will be surprised to learn who holds the #2 and #3 spots. Maybe even the holders themselves will be surprised, although they should not be. Mike Schilling has won 14 times, and Mark Thompson won 12 times in his own right and one time won one-third, sharing the glory of winning Monday Trivia No. 45 equally with two others. So he’s in third place with 12.333.

Other strong performers have been Plinko (5.33), Johanna (5), and Tod Kelly (4.33). Between these six players, that’s nearly 60% of the total victories. Congratulations! Rounding out the multiple winners are Alan Scott, Michael Cain, and Tom Van Dyke with three each; and Dan, Karl, Kolohe, and Rod with two each.

Also five times, there was no winner. That’ll never happen again; we’ve informally abolished deadlines and over time gotten better at figuring out how to pace out hints that become progressively more helpful. This doesn’t mean we’re going to stop or anything — I just thought that having put together a leaderboard, I’d share the results.

Again, congratulations to all the Monday Trivia winners, of whom there are presently a total of thirty-six.

Be Proud Of The Double Jeopardy Clause

Having been acquitted on the merits, an accused defendant ought not to have to stand trial twice for the same crime. This is as true in the United States as it is anywhere else in the world. Like say, Italy, where the men and women depicted to the left are engaged in a ceremony in the “highest court” of that nation. While they look as impressive as a college of cardinals, the system they lead has demonstrated today that it leaves something to be desired.

On November 1, 2007, Meredith Kercher, a British national studying in Perugia, Italy, was sexually assaulted and stabbed by her then-boyfriend, an Ivorian national, Rudy Guede. Later that night, she was found dead of stab wounds. This, no one disputes. Mr. Guede is presently serving sixteen years for the sexual assault and stabbing. The question is about whether he acted alone and if not, whether someone else delivered the fatal blow. Continue Reading

Whither Conference USA, Wither C*USA

USA522letterBWPrintAccording to the Herald-Dispatch, a West Virginia paper, the long-expected departure of Tulsa from Conference USA is on the horizon. Chuck Landon, the writer of the piece, had apparently been hoping that Tulsa would see no percentage in the move due to the fact that it has taken so long. As I said a while back, however, no Conference USA team is going to turn down an invitation to the conference soon to be formerly known as the Big East (henceforth referred to as Conference TBA, a perfect nickname that Landon came up with), as long as they can afford it. The exit fees to Conference USA are hefty, and it will take a while for the TV contract differential to make up the difference, but none of that matters. What matters is that Conference TBA will have more prestige and for the more desirable of the C*USA schools, will be full of more of the teams with which they have more and a better history than that of Conference USA. That’s leaving aside the possibility that Conference USA’s TV contact is about to take a serious hit. More on that in a minute.

(Those of you that have been on top of realignment can skip the next two paragraphs.)

So, what next for Conference USA? For those keeping score, of the twelve teams that were in Conference USA last season, six (Houston, SMU, Memphis, and Central Florida this year, Tulane and East Carolina in 2014) are committed to join C-TBA. Tulsa will make seven. Of the six Conference USA teams to win either a conference or a divisional title, four are among those leaving and Tulsa will make five. That’s assuming that there isn’t any more movement.

In exchange, Conference USA has eight incoming teams: UTSA (WAC), Louisiana Tech (WAC), North Texas (Sun Belt Conference), Middle Tennessee (SBC), Florida Atlantic (SBC), Florida International (SBC), Old Dominion (Colonial Athletic Association), and Charlotte (Atlantic 10). Florida Atlantic and Middle Tennessee were late additions, but they will be starting next year. Old Dominion will be starting football in 2014, and Charlotte won’t be ready for football until 2015, though both will be starting other sports immediately (I will be ignoring this for the rest of the post, focusing on football). These schools will be joining UTEP, Rice, Southern Miss, UAB, Marshall. The conference is currently slated to have fourteen football teams next seasons, thirteen the season after that (ECU and Tulane leave, Old Dominion joins), and then fourteen the season after that (Charlotte joins). I leave Tulsa in there because it is unknown whether they would be leaving in 2014 or 2015.

It is important for Conference USA to keep twelve teams because their TV contract almost certainly depends on it. That’s why, when four teams initially left, they replaced them with six. They couldn’t dip below twelve while waiting for ODU and Charlotte. Likewise, when Tulane and East Carolina announced their departure, they added two more. However, since Old Dominion will be joining the conference in 2014, I’m not sure that they technically have to replace Tulsa. Depending on how things shake out, it may be in there best interest not to. Losing Tulsa now and, say, Southern Miss or Rice a year from now would allow them to stay rock-solid at 12. Replacing Tulsa now would mean that they would have to replace Southern Miss a year from now unless they want to stay at 13 (and it doesn’t appear anybody wants to stay at 13).

To be honest, Conference USA does not have good candidates to choose from. Their four initial choices were actually pretty solid. They all represent either a good market or, in the case of Louisiana Tech, a good football tradition that’s on the upswing. Also, solid or good academics all-around. When Tulane and ECU left, they had to dip a little bit lower (FAU’s redundant market, MTSU’s academic profile). The only remaining candidates all have significant, potentially dealbreaking problems.

When evaluating teams, there are basically three areas where conferences look. In no particular order, it’s athletics program quality, academic profile (including academic culture), and TV market (including geographic expansion). BYU had every advantage over Utah, but the Pac-10 invited Utah because of culture. Florida State was a more natural fit for the SEC than was Missouri, but Florida State didn’t represent geographic expansion and new TV markets.

The problem with the available programs generally fall into one or more of the following categories: Either they are good on the field but do not suit the conference academically (Troy, Arkansas State, Louisiana-Monroe lately, Western Kentucky), are fine academically but field poor teams (New Mexico State, Georgia State), or hover too closely to existing programs (Louisiana, Troy, South Alabama, Texas State). Only one of them has a good market, Georgia State, where they are overshadowed by Georgia Tech (and the Falcons).

Rumors surfaced a while back that Conference USA’s next candidates were Western Kentucky and New Mexico State. Landon says that Western Kentucky is in. Western Kentucky is a good candidate because of their superior athletics budget and recent football success. They recently demonstrated their commitment to winning by hiring Bobby Petrino as their coach. They are also natural rivals to Middle Tennessee. WKU has three main problems, however. First, they do not represent any significant TV market. Second, their academic profile is well below that of everybody in the conference except for Marshall. Third, it screws up the divisions because it would force UAB to the west and create a division that is almost entirely made up of Sun Belt and FCS implants.

My preferred candidate is New Mexico State. NMSU is a solid academic institution. It’s a land grant institution. Geographically it’s not a great fit, but they would be good travel partners for UTEP. NMSU produces their own football and (at least some) basketball games which means greater exposure for the conference (it’s easier for me to watch New Mexico State games than it is University of New Mexico games). Unfortunately, NMSU’s football program is terrible. They’ve had four winning records in the last forty years. Their coach just left to take a positions coaching job in the NFL and the replacement appears to be a cast-off from Kent State.

The last time Conference USA was at this crossroads was almost a decade ago. They had just lost Louisville, South Florida, and Cincinnati to the Big East. The schools they chose to bring in were SMU, Tulsa, Rice, Central Florida, and Marshall. Of these, only Marshall truly stood out as a football program. The others had mostly struggled. Flash forward, and SMU, Tulsa, and UCF all became very competitive. Marshall, on the other hand, did not live up to expectations. So the conference was left with an academic outlier (not in the good way) that added little value to the conference. Past performance is no guarantee of future results. There is no reason for NMSU to be as bad as it is (their basketball program is actually pretty good). They could grow in the conference. WKU could wilt.

It may well be that Conference USA simply can’t afford to go my preferred route. Conference TBA has taken many of their best programs and up to this point they have avoided the Sun Belts best programs for one reason or another (academics, markets, or a nearby rival). Of the four bowl-playing teams in the SBC, C*USA has taken… none of them. Middle Tennessee is the first bowl-eligible team from the SBC they took. Louisiana Tech is a good grab and FIU and FAU have had success in the non-too-distant past, but they are already counting on schools like North Texas and UTSA to step up their game. If they don’t, it is not inconceivable that if C*USA doesn’t start taking the Sun Belt’s performers, they could be surpassed (the Sun Belt is elevating FCS powerhouse Appalachian State and Georgia Southern, both of whom could do really well). And of the Sun Belt’s performers, Western Kentucky and Louisiana (Lafayette) are the best options. Louisiana has had some success lately, and they are a research school. But their athletics budget is tiny and their success has been on the shoulders of a single coach.

When Big East lost Louisville and Rutgers, and in exchange took East Carolina and Tulane, that was a tipping point. Tulane in particular. That was when people stopped looking at it as even a somewhat hollowed out Big East and started looking at it like something else. I fear that Western Kentucky will be that tipping point for me. WKU may be the best of available options, but that will be the point at which I will start to really look at Conference USA differently.

In Which I Think Someone Has Missed The Point Of The Entire Exercise

Dear Development Office Of [muttermuttermutter] College:

When my law school sends me a solicitation to donate and fund scholarships or otherwise participate in fund-raising, it doesn’t bug me. I’ve given in the past when I’ve been able to afford to do so. Lawyers’ finances being what they are outside of the circles of Biglaw firms, sometimes I can donate and sometimes not so much.

When my undergraduate university solicits my money, same thing. I’ve been given much by the university, and again when I’m able to do so, I enjoy giving back.

But when the university I teach for as an adjunct sends me a development letter, it makes me wonder what the hell someone was thinking. You’re paying me how much money again? And you expect me to give you some of that back?

It’s somewhat inconvenient for me to teach adjunct classes. On an Air Force base an hour’s drive each way from my house. It’s a fun way to make extra money, sure, and more dignified way than selling my blood plasma for money. But the point of my doing it is to make extra money. Even if I had the extra money on hand right now, you wouldn’t be getting it. You’re the ones I’m looking to so that I can be in the position of having extra money in the first place.

If you want to get money out of me, you’re welcome to make me an offer that will involve you paying me a high enough salary to teach full-time that I’d be willing to consider quitting my day job to do it. That’s called a faculty position. And you know what? I’m not particularly looking for a Biglaw attorney’s salary to do a job like that.

But I’m also not looking to make three grand a semester and only get paid when you’re able to line up enough students to make this worth your while. Make it worth my while, and the development office will probably hear from me.

Until then: to the round file with you!

Monday Trivia, No. 106 [Mike Schilling Wins!]

What do Eric Alexander, John Jason Capizzi, Greg Fassitt, Adrian Hamilton, Graham Harrell, Brian Kinchen, Omare Lowe, Anthony McFarland, Shaun Nua, Tony Ugoh, Danny Ware, and Daniel Wilcox have in common?

Yes, this is indeed a very rare sports question on Monday Trivia. The list is comprehensive for the period of time inclusive of the 2002 NFL season through the present.

Running Out Of Skill

Once again, I confront the limitations on my ability to perform handy tasks around the home. Today’s edition is: re-keying locks.

See, Mrs. Likko wanted new hardware for our doors. The knobs were the same drab round thin brass things that come builder standard and she wanted a handle instead of a knob and so we got new knobs. And matching deadbolts. And we (I) didn’t know that the smart way to do this is to buy them all at once at Lowe’s and have Lowe’s re-key them all for you. The remaining misadventure is the price paid for this ignorance. Continue Reading

Doing Erik Kain’s Job For Him

I finished the new Tomb Raider game yesterday.

Who Should Play This Game?

This game isn’t for younger kids or the squeamish. It’s violent. Teenagers who have already seen movies with violence will be fine, but teens and even adults who are sensitive to images of violence will want to stay away. The dialogue contains blunt profanity.

Because the protagonist is a woman, and because the sexuality of the story is sublimated (see below) I think that this iteration of Tomb Raider would be a good way for women curious about serious video gaming to get started. Men will like it very much too, but I would hesitate to say that the reason for this is seeing Lara Croft as a sex object.

Sexuality

Criticism of sexualized, passive female characters in video games is a worthy cultural discussion. In my opinion, the new Tomb Raider is a decent, if incomplete, step in the right direction. Lara Croft, the heroine of the story, has been rebooted and is presented in a less cartoonish sort of way than earlier incarnations of the character from earlier Tomb Raider games.

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Real-Life Heroes, Imperfect

A front-page guest post by Kevin Blackwell from a few days ago, reflecting on his disappointment with his hero Dr. Ben Carson’s slip into Obama Derangement Syndrome, got me wondering.

We all have our heroes. A definition is in order, of course. To me, a “hero” is a person one holds up as a role model. A hero exhibits qualities and engage in actions that I wish to emulate. But to the extent that heroes are human beings,* they are imperfect. And the more we learn about our heroes as people, the more likely it is we will find something out about them that we dislike. Living heroes are the best, because they are in the same sort of world as we, face the same sorts of challenges we do, and therefore present the most potent of examples.

So.

What real-life people are your heroes? And do they have any flaws that you have found a way to overlook?

Since I raised the subject, it’s incumbent upon me to start. Here’s some of my heroes, people who have been alive during my own lifetime. Continue Reading