The day I forced myself to watch three hours of FOX News, the one consoling thought going through my head was: “Hey, at least it can’t get any stupider. I mean, they can only go up from here, right?”
Oh, to be able to go back in time and be that naive and innocent blogger again.
Boy, are Marco Rubio and Mitt Romney going to have egg on their face when they have to explain to their base why they favor giving tax breaks to those selfish amateur athletes that are using their anti-American superpowers to destroy our very way of life.
Fish me, FOX News is really, really terrible. Honestly, if I were going to parody them, could I have come up with anything this good?