Interesting emailia from me Dad:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co…
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected
to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!