Kyle Cupp is a freelance writer who blogs about culture, philosophy, politics, postmodernism, and religion. He is a contributor to the group Catholic blog Vox Nova. Kyle lives with his wife, son, and daughter in North Texas. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.
She is the very model of a lady callipygian
Delightful both in daylight and at night however stygian
Her charms are not de minimus but altogether gluteus
And so I wax rhapsodic on the curves of that superb caboose
Mike Awesome! Bravo! (insert polite golf clap here)
I’m not even going to try to top that.
Two little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
We say ‘Oh My God Becky,
Take a look at her butt!’
We say ‘My goodness! Rebecca, attend thine lady’s Steatopygia.
‘Struth! The expanse of it.’