1) Lunesta
2) Keppra
3) Cefepime
4) Celexa
5) Boniva
6) Latisse
7) Suprax
8) Maxzide
9) Zocor
10) Levitra
11) Primacor
12) Succinylcholine chloride
13) Mircette
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1) Lunesta
2) Keppra
3) Cefepime
4) Celexa
5) Boniva
6) Latisse
7) Suprax
8) Maxzide
9) Zocor
10) Levitra
11) Primacor
12) Succinylcholine chloride
13) Mircette
Comments are closed.
To think I picked Finnegan over Succinylcholine chloride…
Oh well, if we had a girl, it was going to by Chlamydia.
No, seriously, its a really pretty word. Just say it, you will see.
To think I picked Finnegan over Succinylcholine chloride…
Loser.
Mmm, first laugh of Monday, love it!
I’m going with Vyvanse.
Clearly you are a shill for Shire Pharmaceuticals.
Stick with the classics – Xanax (“Zan” for childhood nickname, “Professor X” when they get their doctorate).
Xanax? Please. So boring, you may as well name her “Mildred.”
A friend used to refer to her pill-popping brother as “Prince Valium”.
My mom used to give us kids “vitamin V” when she needed quiet time. did not figure it out till i watched beetleguese and heard “sleeping with prince Valium.”
on the other hand it kept us calm and made the post nap ghostbusters cartoon awesome.
If you named your daughter “Succinylcholine chloride” her nickname could be “Sooki.” That’s like, a real nickname!
Seriously, how many of these were derived by bored copywriters on Madison Avenue playing Boggle and coming up with “things that aren’t words but might make good brand names”?
To me, the diminutive form that would make the most sense is “Choline,” with a long “O.”
Here’s some background on why drugs have such weird names.
I’d go with Flonase or Claratin (Flo or Clare for short).
Don’t be silly. Rhinocort is a much better name for a child.
THIS POST WAS O.G., DUDE!
This is getting laminated and going in the hospital bag.
Let me know which name you go with, and I’ll make sure the appropriate drug rep hooks you up with all sorts of swag sporting the kid’s name.
Compounded “Suprax Maxzide” sounds pretty maximus.
It’ll cure your social disease and help bring your blood pressure back to normal after having contracted one in the first place!