Wine!

Plungerhead is fun to open. I mean, sure, wine is pretty much always fun to open unless the cork is rotten or it’s a bottlecap wine (perhaps I am a wino, please do not make me *FEEL* like a wino… Black Opal, for example, went bottlecap a couple of years ago and broke my heart into a million pieces).

I mean, look at that picture. You peel the plastic away in a spiral and then pop the stopper. Is it a gimmick? Yes. Is it a *FUN* gimmick? Oh, mais oui!

Who cares what it tastes like! (It tastes pretty good, actually. I like dark fruit and dark spice and this wine doesn’t disappoint.)

Have it with pizza and a good friend who is bringing his cousin over so you all can argue about Ayn Rand.

Edit: Or, sure, after he cancels. It’s all good.