Caption Contest!

ESPN went with something-something-something about Tiger Woods.

I would have gone with: “Fat Man Remains Defiantly Unimpressed with Athleticism”

What would you have written?

Kazzy

One man. Two boys. Twelve kids.

8 Comments

  1. I could be mistaken but doesn’t the fat guy have an earpiece on his left ear?

    • So does the guy in the hat and sunglasses directly under Woods’s hands. I’m pretty sure those are the ear pieces they give that have live audio feeds of the coverage so guys know what is going on elsewhere on the course. AND THAT’S NOT A VERY FUNNY CAPTION!

  2. Dude in striped polo cannot take his eyes off Tiger Woods?

  3. Aging drum major fails to fire up crowd.

  4. His drives were more exciting when his ex-wife was swinging the club.

  5. Tiger Woods Neatly Bisected By Crowd Control Rope

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