So Doc Saunders asks about clearly remembering things that cannot be the case because of Chronological Impossibility.

For my part, I remember being entranced by Ladytron’s song “Seventeen” in the early-to-mid 90’s. What more could you possibly want from icy and alienated synthpop?

Well,¬†except for having to¬†acknowledge that the song wasn’t released until 2002.

Ah, well. At least I know that “Destroy Everything You Touch” came out in the mid-oughts. They sound 90’s, though. You gotta give me that!


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  1. It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards,

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