“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Kazzy and Mayonnaise,
We miss you! Thank you for the e-mail. Thank you for taking care of us on the other days. Is Mayonnaise 1 year old? Does Mayonnaise go to Pre-school? We love your baby! Does Mayonnaise cry a lot? Thank you for the email. Does Mayonnaise wear shoes? Does baby Mayonnaise have a cradle with his name?
Does Mayonnaise take baths? Does Mayonnaise go to bed a lot? Does Mayonnaise watch TV a lot? Is Mayonnaise 1 1/2? Does Mayonnaise like to wear snuggly pajamas? Does Mayonnaise wear slippers to bed? Does Mayonnaise eat cupcakes?
We love you, Mayonnaise!!!
Ya know, I talk a lot about privilege here, sometimes more successfully than others. And I’m usually quick to acknowledge the white, male, straight, cis, middle-class, and other forms of privilege I enjoy. But this? Having Mayonnaise at home and seeing this crew at work? Well, that is a whole ‘nother form of privilege… one I am all too happy to enjoy.