Demonstrating his flair for statesmanship and international diplomacy, Senator Bill “The Video Doctor” Frist’s solution to ongoing insurgency and violence in Afghanistan is…
Wait for it…
To invite the Taliban to join the government.
You read it here first, folks. That’s why we spent billions of dollars after 9/11 — to displace the Taliban from power in Afghanistan, in order that we could hand power back to them. That’s the spirit, Bill! Maybe the BEST solution to ongoing violence in Iraq is to make Saddam the Sergeant-at-Arms of the Iraqi Parliament.
