Tell me, Mike Huckabee, why exactly should I care that Natalie Portman is only engaged but not yet married to the father of her as-yet unborn child? This bit of celebrity trivia impacts my life how?
Yesterday I didn’t know who Justin Bieber was — why would I? But Google educated me in about ten seconds, enabling me to fully understand a joke on the internet. Today I find out that the annoyingly long-haired moppet minstrel… Continue Reading