Tell me, Mike Huckabee, why exactly should I care that Natalie Portman is only engaged but not yet married to the father of her as-yet unborn child? This bit of celebrity trivia impacts my life how?
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Tell me, Mike Huckabee, why exactly should I care that Natalie Portman is only engaged but not yet married to the father of her as-yet unborn child? This bit of celebrity trivia impacts my life how?
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Because, if the pattern holds, the kid will blow up the death star.
So she’s having twins, then?
Be nice to Huckster, if he doesn’t run his constituency likely falls into the hands of the Woman from Wasilia and that heightens the odds that… … Wait, I generally support Democrats.
In that case bash Huckster all you like!
It’s a measure of the Huclkter that this is less silly than the other recent one, which goes something like:
“Obama grew up in Kenya, where his father was from. Kenyawas rebelling against the UK. so he absorbed the spirit of the Mau Mau.”
“Actually, he grew up in Indonesia.”
“Yeah, slip of the tongue.”