Maybe Again In A Few Months

It itched too much. It was casting off dandruff. It grew in thicker on the left side than the right, and it showed off more gray than my vanity was strictly comfortable with. And most of all, The Wife didn’t like it.

Taking it off was more work than I had remembered from the last time I had it, but the job got done. I wonder how long it will take people in the office to notice.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.