From the ever-mercurial Iowahawk, you too can now vote for the best-looking inmate of the Polk County (Iowa) jail. I picked Ashley B, but that’s probably my damn!-Nicole-Kidman-is-hot-as-a-strawberry-blonde thing acting up again. None of them are as pretty as The Wife but they’re all surely more dangerous! By the way, Iowahawk is running for President, too, so if you’re like the plurality of Republicans who prefer “None Of The Above” for President, here’s a guy asking for your support and an opportunity to get in on the ground floor.
