Only recently did I have the misguided fortitude to take on the 3 X 3 burger at In-N-Out. It was quite enough food all by itself. They do quad burgers, too – four patties, four slices of cheese. There are variants, like the 2 X 4 (two patties, four cheese slices) and other off-the-menu possibilities like the famous “Animal Style” in which the burger is cooked in mustard and served with extra pickles and thousand island dressing. But nothing can ever top the disgusting mass of this hundred-dollar masterpiece of American gluttony: the Century burger, a 100 X 100.
