Advice

You know those juice boxes? The ones that have just the right amount of juice in them and are handy when you’re sick because you can just grab one and sip on it while you’re trying to comply with the bromide of drinking lots of liquids? And they’re handy for kids’ lunches, too. Yeah. Well, here’s the thing.

You tear off the little straw and you punch the straw down into the box. After you do that — this is very important — do not squeeze the box.

Okay, that’s our safety tip for the day. Let’s be careful out there!

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.