…Oh, and I’m not liberal, either and I don’t appreciate being called one just because I happen to think that gay people deserve the same rights as everyone else and the government should stay out of people’s sex lives and medical decisions. I like a big, well-funded military, I disapprove of affirmative action, and I think most social welfare programs do more harm than good. And I’m deeply suspicious of government intervention in the marketplace and deeply fearful of mounting governmental debt.
Oh, wait, those last two things don’t count as being “conservative” anymore thanks to George W. Bush.
