…But no. NOOOO! The Philadelphia Phillies had to win the National League. And what do you get? You get the New York Yankees, the Evil Empire, the Forces Of All That Is Evil And Wrong With Big Money Baseball In The Modern Era, winning their twenty-seventh World Series off of some really good hitting by Hideki Matsui. And it turns out that yeah, A-Rod can hit in the clutch. Huh.
