Pray at the pump. God will have mercy on us and lower gas prices. These people are serious — they have protests of gas prices by holding hands in a circle around gas pumps in suburban D.C. and pray, with fervor, that God will lower gas prices and provide economic relief to His loyal faithful.
The National average price of gas on the first day of the movement: $3.53.
Yesterday’s average price: $3.93.
Keep the faith, guys.
And, in the interest of balance, a brief rebuttal from Reader pfexmaximusjp2@holysee.vc: