Now You Don’t Need To Do This

You’ve always wanted to do this. Well, these guys have done it for you — played with food and a microwave oven in bad ways. Microwaving soap for three minutes produces a particularly disgusting result, as it turns out, and the tomato is a close second.

Some results will surprise you. Others turn out exactly as you would have predicted. But don’t skip the Christmas lights. That was an inspired choice.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.