If I Volunteer To Rescue Animals, What’s My Cut Of The Action?

July 5, 2009Burt Likko

When you Christians get raptured, you know that I won’t be. I’m an atheist and I have blasphemed as set forth in Mark 3:29.* So I wonder what share of the fee I get for working for these people?

* I hereby curse and deny the existence of the Holy Spirit.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.