Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

17 Comments

  1. Then you will see it is not the post that bends, but yourself.

  2. This post is fishing bulls**t, and is just one more example of the male-dominated fascist hegemony that all of you so called “gentlemen” represent. This post finally shows your true colors. I always knew you guys thought this, now this post proves it.

    You people make me sick.

  3. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…

    it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents’ credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things… and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

    Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won’t conflict with the Constitution
    (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

    I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only. . . if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE… you ‘ll love it… it ‘s a way of life . . .

    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…

    The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only…

  4. You all failed the test. 🙂

    (I completed my testing, and would delete this post, but you guys rock.)

  5. Has this test been approved by a Human Subject Research Committee?

      • Bite not, lest you be cast into quiet time. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of the bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, not against any building; nor eat sand.

        Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? And hum not the humming in your nose as I read, nor stand between the light and the book. Indeed, you will drive me to madness. Nor forget what I said about the tape.

      • If this is science then there better a lab coats and beakers with coloured fluids.

      • Don’t be That Guy. That Guy sucks. (we all hate the red tape).

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