Torture For A Foodie

Recovering from food poisoning (or maybe it really is the flu; The Wife seems to have caught a dose of it) involves substanial restrictions on the diet. For three days, it’s been nothing but saltine crackers, unsweetened applesauce, and bananas to eat. To drink, The Wife found a potion to make of water, salt, baking soda, and sugar. Today I’m finally starting to gradually expand my diet to include bread. Meat and vegetables, however, look a ways off, and dairy even farther.

For someone who doesn’t really care much about food, living on saltine crackers would have its advantages. You can take them with you, eat a few at a time when you need some energy, and stop when you feel full. Frees up some time.

But man, does it taste bland. While out and about today, I could smell food being cooked at different restaurants and in the stores. Pizza, chicken, burgers — oh, it all sounds so good. And I’m not yet ready for any of it.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.

3 Comments

  1. Brad Sr. just started showing symptoms, so it’s not food poisoning. You have brought plague on the House of Salsola!

  2. Update (because I know you want one): We stopped barfing early-afternoon. Now we’re in the Saltines phase. Neither of us could go to work. But I still managed to argue with people on the Internet!

  3. TL, who advised you re the extended limited diet you’re following? I expect to be back to my normal diet within another day.Want to cheer yourself up? Hop on the scale.

Comments are closed.