Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you have to drive to Stinking Bakersfield (because some idiot isn’t complying with the terms of an extremely generous settlement that you granted him seven goddamn weeks ago just to end a case… Continue Reading
So I’m driving north on I-5 to get back to the Antelope Valley after my judging gig in Santa Clarita. It’s four lanes of traffic and the right two are filled with lines of trucks. I see one of them… Continue Reading
…And that title will be the last time I go to the “Laugh-In” well of jokes. Younger Readers likely won’t get the reference at all. I’m excited to finally have my first pro tem opportunity today. It came at an… Continue Reading
Next week we’re leaving for seven days out of town — to visit our friends from Tennessee who have moved to San Francisco, and to go to our other friends’ wedding in Colorado. As I start to contemplate the realities… Continue Reading