Must Have Been Quite A Party
On the morning of July 4th, I got up as I usually do and let the dogs out to do their business. Only they both ran straight for the wall of the back yard, the one that adjoins the street.… Continue Reading
Weirdness
One Source Of New Funding
I think maybe our federal and state governments haven’t been looking hard enough for money. After all, there’s actual gold to be hand if we’re just willing to go get it. My big question is, how did it get there… Continue Reading
Prepare To Be Disturbed
Nothing, and I mean nothing, about this is right. Burger King should not be in the business of selling men’s cologne. The seventies music is priceless. Cologne ought not to smell like meat. I don’t think. I mean, true, I’m… Continue Reading
You Won’t Find A Stranger Story Than This Today
The woman who had her dead pit bull Booger cloned in South Korea has been identified by some people as the former beauty queen who used an elaborate ruse to escape justice in the United Kingdom for abducting a Mormon… Continue Reading
Hot As Hell In Ventura County
You don’t see things like this every day. In Ventura County, the ground just started to get hot, baking to the point that it could fire ceramics. The reason is likely some kind of underground combustion of petroleum; this has… Continue Reading
Bizarre Phenomenon
I confess that I do not understand and am frankly skeptical of the phenomenon of purity balls. These are formal social events attended by teenage girls, accompanies by their fathers. They get dressed up in evening wear and tuxedos and… Continue Reading
Bobby Jindal, The Exorcist
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal participated in an impromptu Catholic exorcism on a college classmate that coincidentally faith-healed her skin cancer. Read all about it here — Jindal and his other friends thought she was acting funny. And she smelled of… Continue Reading
Chemistry Party
Because you secretly thought of ionic bonding this way in the tenth grade, too:
Klutz
I’ve been noticing that I’m a lot clumsier and klutzy than normal. I’ve been closing doors harder than I intended, dropping things more frequently, and losing my balance for short periods of time more frequently than I had been, say,… Continue Reading
Vomiting For Jesus
This funny and scarcely-believable passage is an excerpt from a book written by an atheist journalist who went undercover through the “Christian Boot Camp” at Ted Hagee’s church in Texas. It’s funny for several reasons, in part because of the… Continue Reading