Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.

Now, despite a handful of gems on the album (Better, Catcher in the Rye, Madagascar), Chinese Democracy (hey! only 3 bucks!) was kind of a hot mess. Something I really can’t recommend (though I bought it and don’t particularly regret it).

I’m just hoping that Duke doesn’t suffer a similar messy fate.


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