Today’s Friday Movie Quiz: 80’s teen movies!

  1. “So… what would you two little maniacs like to do first?”
  2. “Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten.  This once great champ… now, a study… in moppishness.” <–  3 bonus point for actor, 10 bonus points for character
  3. “Donger’s here for five hours, and he’s got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I’m like a disease.”
  4. “The burden of civilization is on us, okay?”
  5. “I’m not European.  I don’t plan on being European.  So who gives a crap if they’re Socialists or not?  They could be Fascist Anarchists, it won’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
  6. “Bill… strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”
  7. “He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.”
  8. “A pile of s*#$ has a thousand eyes!”
  9. “I still want you, Lucy… I haven’t changed my mind about that.”
  10. “Did you guys… SEE the SIZE of that chicken?!?!?!”

And the rot13’d answers:

  1. Xryyl YrOebpx, Yvfn, Jrveq Fpvrapr
  2. Lhwv Bxhzbgb, Lrr Fbbx Err, Orggre Bss Qrnq
  3. Zbyyl Evatjnyq, Fnz, Fvkgrra Pnaqyrf
  4. Xryyv Znebarl, Fnz, Avtug bs gur Pbzrg
  5. Znggurj Oebqrevpx, Sreevf, Sreevf Ohryyre’f Qnl Bss
  6. Xarnh Errirf, Grq, Ovyy naq Grq’f Rkpryyrag Nqiragher
  7. Cubror Pngrf, Xngr, Terzyvaf
  8. Pberl Sryqzna, Grqql, Fgnaq Ol Zr
  9. Rq Ureeznaa, Znk, Gur Ybfg Oblf
  10. Qrezbg Zhyebarl, Qvegl Fgrir, Lbhat Thaf


Patrick is a mid-40 year old geek with an undergraduate degree in mathematics and a master's degree in Information Systems. Nothing he says here has anything to do with the official position of his employer or any other institution.


  1. Gur svefg vf boivbhfyl Xryyl YrOebpx va Jrveq Fpvrapr.
    Gur frpbaq znxrf zr fnl “orggre bss qrnq” naq vg’f gur xvq va gur arkg pne (gur bar jub yrnearq gb fcrnx Ratyvfu ol jngpuvat ivqrbf bs Ubjneq Pbfryy)
    Guveq vf Fvkgrra Pnaqyrf (V arire fnj vg) ohg V’z cerggl fher gung vg fbhaqf yvxr Nagubal Zvpunry Unyy.
    Sbhegu vf Ternfr 2? Gur obzo furygre fprar?
    Fvkgu jbhyq or Ovyy naq Grq’f Rkpryyrag Nqiragher (naq gung jbhyq or Xrnah/Grq fcrnxvat)
    Friragu erzvaqf zr bs Ubg Fubgf, sbe fbzr ernfba. Gung’f abg vg. V’z whfg erzvaqrq bs vg.
    Avagu vf, bs pbhefr, Gur Ybfg Oblf. OEHWNU SBERIRE!!! V qba’g erzrzore gur npgbe’f anzr. Gur urnq inzcver thl. Uvz.

    Gung’f jung V tbg.

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