Things that make you go "Whaaaa?"

I’ve recently been given a CD entitled The Application of Chaos Theory and The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to Tort Negotiation. It seems to be from some sort of plaintiff’s support company. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense but maybe I’ll give it a try…

[UPDATE at 4:20 p.m.: Well, that was a gigantic load of crap. I want my hour back.]