Santa Shops At Kohl’s

We got a box by UPS, from Kohl’s. Inside was the device pictured to the right, a Presto Pizzazz Pizza-Maker-Ator or something like that.

There was no label on the box to tell us who it was from. We think we have a good idea but we can’t be certain yet. It’s an odd little device but it actually works quite well. We bought a pizza tonight and it tasted nice; we were able to bake it to warm, melty perfection.

So thank you, Santa-Who-Shops-At-Kohl’s-Online, for our luscious pizza.

Burt Likko

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