Happy Easter?

Asking an atheist how his Easter was is kind of like asking a Hindu what she did for Passover. It just doesn’t apply. But, this hasn’t stopped many people at the office, who know full well that I am not religious and that I go to a Zen Buddhist mediation with the partners of the firm every week, from asking me “How was your Easter?” The truth of the matter is, I was barely conscious it was Easter at all until The Wife reminded me of that fact at about 3:00 that afternoon when we wondered why so many stores were closed.

Now, we had written Easter cards last week to our family, in a nod to the holiday that we know most of them celebrate even if we do not. But after I put the cards in the mail, that box got checked off and was no longer on my list of things to think about and the concept of “Easter” vanished from my mind as completely as had my recollection of what I’d eaten for breakfast (if anything) on February 17.

My Easter Sunday was not particularly enjoyable, as it turns out, although that had nothing whatsoever to do with the coincidence that a string of annoyance occurred on a morning coinciding with a Christian religious holiday. But you don’t respond to a social question like “How are you?” with an honest, detailed answer; no one really wants to know that, for instance, you just can’t get rid of that uncomfortable piece of earwax or you’re still mad about your husband leaving the toilet seat up in the middle of the night.

So I figured that a blow-by-blow of my many minor travails on Easter Sunday was not what people at the office wanted to hear and told them I had a relaxing day with my wife and a nice dinner. If I told them the truth, I might have drawn a lecture about how none of those bad things would have happened to me had I gone to church — as if that could possibly have kept the cat from shitting all over her pillow. The cat didn’t know it was Easter, either.

Most of the people asking this question, by the way, seem to have had unremarkable Easters themselves. They pretty much all went to church and then ate ham with their families. Aside from the eerily uniform choice of main course for the big meal of the day, that isn’t really all that much different than most other Sundays for observant Christians, is it?

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.

5 Comments

  1. Sad about Christians. I was thinking about the fact that Easter isn’t as big a holiday as Christmas. When according the the faith, the resurrection of Christ is equally as important to His birth. In chapter 24 of Luke as the women returned from finding an empty tomb, the men heard their report as an “idol tale.” If we Christians are not careful, Easter can become chocolate bunnies and “idol tales.”

  2. I count 10 Easters in your post. For someone who doesn’t believe . . .

  3. Sorry, zzi, but I really don’t believe. That may hurt your feelings for some reason, but it’s still a fact.Referring to a Christian holiday does not make me some kind of crypto-Christian. Similarly, if I quoted from the Koran or discussed the putative history of the Prophet (which I’ve done elsewhere in this blog), that would not make me a Muslim or a crypto-Muslim. It would mean I was writing about the religion, which is different than subscribing to it.If I believed that Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God incarnate who redeemed mankind from sin by sacrificing his own life and was then gloriously resurrected, well, that would make me a Christian. That’s pretty much what it is to be a Christian. But knowing what something is doesn’t mean that you are that thing. I know what a woman is; I can talk about ovaries and fallopian tubes until I’m blue in the face, but I won’t become female by doing so.The subject of my post was Easter, so of course I used the word a few times. As my Christian friend who got the point noted, my observation was that it seems people observe this holiday more because of peer pressure than actual belief; if there were actual belief motivating the observation of the holiday, they would assign more importance to the holiday than an occasion to eat ham for dinner.

  4. You need to watch last week’s South Park to learn the true meaning of Easter.

  5. Asking an atheist how his Easter was is kind of like asking a Hindu what she did for Passover. It just doesn’t apply.I’d say it’s more like asking you what you did for Christmas. Which you still celebrate. 🙂Aside from the eerily uniform choice of main course for the big meal of the day, that isn’t really all that much different than most other Sundays for observant Christians, is it? Easter has a secular element as well. We have relatives who aren’t religious, but they still hold a family dinner every Easter (or did until Salsola’s parents moved out of state).Easter is a much bigger deal for people with children. There are the baskets (like Christmas stockings) and the egg coloring and the egg hunts.– Spungen

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