I’m looking for creative things to do for The Wife on her birthday this weekend. Yeah, sure, I can pay attention to her and do chores around the house and listen to what she says and assure her that she’s the world’s most amazing woman. All of which I’ll do, of course. But I want to try and go above and beyond. And funds are limited at the moment (just paid the mortgage, you know). So if anyone has any clever ideas, e-mail them to me. TIA.