Indy Five

No, no, no! Messrs. Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford, you went back to the well, and when you did you decided to call Indy’s long-lost son “Mutt” instead of Henry Jones III. And you cast Shia LeBoeuf.

So now you need to be done with it. Knock this sort of thing off.

Let it go already.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.