Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you.
For not wanting to have children.
Oh, and for the cleaning and work you do around the house and taking care of the animals and supporting me in my many endeavors and being affectionate and friendly and a good companion and a good friend.
But tonight, I’m especially grateful that you share my lack of desire to have children around.
Thank you, my darling. I love you and I’m very very happy that we get to spend our child-free lives together.