Turkey Cooking Questions

Would it be wrong to stuff a pre-roasted Cornish game hen inside the turkey, then at dinner tell all the kids, “Uh-oh, it looks like we cooked the turkey’s baby, too!” while you pull it out?*

And if you make a turducken with tofurkey in it, is it…  No, I can’t bring myself to complete that.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Cook your turkey thoroughly.

* I can’t take credit for this, it’s not original to me. I found it here.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.

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  1. Hopefully science education in this country hasn't slipped to such a low that the average 8 year old would believe you.

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