What Do These Celebrities All Have In Common?

Beyonce. Halle Berry. Tim McGraw. Jessica Simpson. Mariah Carey. Sean John. Sarah Jessica Parker. Christina Aguilera. Britney Spears. Usher. Elizabeth Taylor. Faith Hill. Avril Lavigne. Paris Hilton. Ashley Judd.

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Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.


  1. I'll give you all a hint. I was in Kohl's when I wrote and published this post.

  2. They all have awful, shoddily-produced celebrity fashion lines or perfumes or accessories. (I'm betting on it being perfumes that triggered this post.)Hadley Freeman, the delightful fashion advice columnist for the Guardian, counsels that it is perfectly acceptable to dump someone for wearing celebrity perfume.

  3. Ding ding ding ding ding ding! Exactly right, Dan.It's bad enough to say, "I really like that new Avril Lavinge song." It's much, much worse to say, "I want to smell like Avril Lavinge."

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