Here’s the recent history:
2001: Aerosmith (and guests)
2002: U2
2003: Shania Twain (and guests)
2004: Janet Jackson And Her All-Star Nipple
2005: Paul McCartney
2006: The Rolling Stones
2007: Prince (and guests)
2008: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
2009: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
2010: The Who
2011: Black Eyed Peas (and guests)
With the exception of 2004, there was an unbroken string on what seemed like they would have been really good acts. In fact, the Janet Jackson halftime show was actually pretty good, as these things go, up until the Justin Timberlake song which I didn’t much care for in the first place and which everyone forgot because it came punctuated by a split-second glance at an attractive woman’s BOOBIE!OMFGwereallgonnadie concealed by a pasty as if the nation had nothing else to worry about in 2004 other than that. Prince was quite entertaining for the likes of me, but probably a bit subversive for mainstream America. The Who was a little disappointing last year, starting strong but by the end of their set, Roger Daltrey looked like he needed to go take a nap.
Still, this is a pretty consistent record of high-quality acts delivering solid musical entertainment in a compressed amount of time and with an unlimited budget for showmanship. So let’s grant that with acts like Springsteen, Petty, Prince, the Stones, and McCartney to follow, the bar was set pretty high. Disappointing would have been easy. Yet despite the understandable potential to have underwhelmed, somehow the musical acts supporting this year’s big game found a way to come in below expectations.
This year, it was bad enough when Christina Aguilera botched up the lyrics of the national anthem — and then they went ahead and did the obviously lip-synched performance with the botched lyrics. You could tell it was lip-synched because her voice had the same volume no matted how far away she held the mic from her mouth. The fact that it was lip-synched means that they could have done another take if they’d cared about getting the lyrics to the national anthem correct, but obviously they didn’t. At least they made her take all the hardware out of her nose in order to clear security.
But then, we got the Black Eyed Peas at halftime. This left me wishing quietly that the NFL had gone instead with a return engagement of “Up With People.” Will.i.am can’t sing without autotune, Fergie can’t sing period (or at least didn’t, judging by her cover of “Sweet Child O’Mine” in which Slash got dredged out of the 1990’s to stand there and play the same eight notes over and over and over and over again), and I have no idea what those other two guys were even doing out there because it didn’t even sound like rap, much less singing. Based on how they were all dressed, I kept on hoping for Rinzler to show up and take care of business for us but there was no relief until the teams re-took the field and we could return to football.
Next year, they could do better with Kermit the Frog leading a sing-along of “The Rainbow Connection” and “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” I wrote that as a joke, but actually, that might be a lot fun suitable for the whole family to enjoy. And really, it’s no worse an idea than a halftime show starring “Indiana Jones.”
I suggest Mah-na Mah-na for next year.
I didn’t watch the Super Bowl… because I don’t watch the Super Bowl. However, I read about Ms. Aguilera’s lyrics snafu, and assumed she’s an idiot, but an idiot who just got nervous and flubbed the lyrics that only an ultra-idiot would neglect to study under these circumstances.
If you are correct that she lip-synched the performance (and it sounds like you are), then this is stupidity of truly epic proportions on the part of everyone involved in the production. “What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming” is something I couldn’t have invented, it’s so moronic.
Every time someone posts about Super Bowl half time shows, I feel compelled to reiterate how awesome Prince was. He literally played Purple Rain, in the rain, in front of a billowing sheet, while soloing like a mad man. It was fucking incredible.
I’m still waiting for Kraftwerk to play the Superbowl halftime show.
The Super Bowl was my first exposure to the Black Eyed Peas. I was pleasantly surprised. I would not call what they do, judging by what I saw last night, rap. To me they are firmly in the Funk tradition. But, once again, I have only this one experience to go on.
I really enjoyed the halftime show. Jason thinks I’m an idiot for it, but I like the main song anyway, and I thought they did a really good presentation of it. Of course he sang with autotune–that’s part of the sound of the Black-Eyed Peas. The bright, flashing lights were fun–it looked to me like someone was remote-controlling the costumes to make them match the performance, which is some pretty cool tech.
Slash did look ridiculous up there, but I liked Fergie’s Sweet Child o’ Mine (once she got into it–she kinda flubbed the first few words). But Usher more than made up for that. I also liked the inclusion of college marching band folks on-stage (looking it up, it was the Prairie View A&M marching band) as the brass accompaniment.
So, yeah, it was mindless. But I really liked it, and I bet it would’ve been fantastic to see it live.
On another note, I didn’t get any lip-sync alarm bells ringing for the anthem at the beginning, but I agree that she sucked. The microphone thing (where her volume didn’t change) might have been that she was probably double-miked and they flubbed the sound production.
A really good comment from the old blog: