Sheen 2012: Rhymes With Winning

Not only does he got magic and poetry in his fingertips, he’s got pretty good numbers when run against the right opponent.

In one of the most amusing Presidential preference poll results I’ve seen in a long time, Charlie Sheen outpolls the most prominent figures of both major parties. Republicans would vote for him, 37-28 against Barack Obama. Democrats would vote for him, 44-24 against Sarah Palin. Damningly for Gov. Palin, independent voters would pick Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin by a margin of 41-36.

Really, you other politicians are going to lay down with your ugly polling numbers and your loser campaign consultants and then you’re gonna say ‘I CAN’T PROCESS IT’ and no, you never will, just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.

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