Well, it’s really because I am fat, but the fact that gravity is stronger there than here at home can’t possibly help. And to my great displeasure, I learn that indeed, my being overweight will result in the Euros sneering at me.
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The t-shirt in that picture at the second link is priceless.
Oddly enough – as I recently found out – accidentally stepping on a dog’s tail in an otherwise locals-only heuriger, panicking, momentarily forgetting your German, then apologizing to the dog in English will not result in the Euros sneering at you. Accidentally sitting at a table in a schnitzel joint that is only next to a table with a “Reserved” card but which is itself, in fact, reserved, however, will result in the Euros sneering at you.
There is a moral here. I wish I knew what it was.