Who Do You Love?
They’re right. Adopt a rescue pet.
Critters
Shaved Critters
While we were away, we had the animals in a kennel. The kennel was, aside from our airfare, the single most expensive thing we paid for on the entire trip. But it was worth it, since it enabled us to… Continue Reading
Chupacabra
A woman in Texas insists that she has the corpse of a chupacabra — an animal that allegedly lives off of the blood of livestock. Some more skeptical animal experts suggest that she may have a dead fox, with an… Continue Reading
Packing Plans
Next week we’re leaving for seven days out of town — to visit our friends from Tennessee who have moved to San Francisco, and to go to our other friends’ wedding in Colorado. As I start to contemplate the realities… Continue Reading
I Will Not Vote For Mitt Romney
Not after reading this. You don’t do that sort of thing to a dog. Period.
Clean and Fuzzy
I took the dogs to a self-service pet cleaning business today while The Wife was meeting for some Toastmasters meeting. The last time the dogs had been bathed, they lived in Knoxville. For these two big wimpburgers, being wet is… Continue Reading
Contempt
I see and hear stories of contempt when people lose their houses a lot, doing what I do. People losing their houses to foreclosure stealing toilets. People being evicted in unlawful detainers pouring wax down the drains. But this one… Continue Reading
4.4 Windy Miles
Our friends came over today for a dinner and a walk along the aqueduct. The walk was very pleasant — or rather, it would have been, had it not been in very strong winds. Now, the winds defeated the high… Continue Reading
Naughty Elephant
So let’s say you live in India. You’ve been sent by your spouse to the market to get some fresh fruits and vegetables for dinner. What excuse could you use for coming home empty-handed? How about “Honey, I was fruitjacked… Continue Reading
Follow-Up: Reggie Captured
A while back, I wrote about Reggie the Alligator, an abandoned pet who had made a small lake in Harbor City his home and grown to a length of over six feet and recently re-appeared after apparently disappearing for eighteen… Continue Reading