This moneymaking plan is amoral, illegal, risky, and elegant. What more could a college student want? Step 1: Hire and have sex with a prostitute fronting as a masseuse, thereby inducing her to commit a crime. Step 2: Complain that the quality of her “services” were not worth the money and demand a refund; when prostitute refuses to refund money, blackmail her for three hundred times her fee to not report her as a prostitute to the police. Step 3: Profit. The problem here, of course, is that the guy got hung up on Step 4: Wash-rinse-repeat as necessary, and did not remember Step 5: Quit while you’re ahead.
