Entrepreneurship At Its Finest

This moneymaking plan is amoral, illegal, risky, and elegant.  What more could a college student want?  Step 1:  Hire and have sex with a prostitute fronting as a masseuse, thereby inducing her to commit a crime.  Step 2:  Complain that the quality of her “services” were not worth the money and demand a refund; when prostitute refuses to refund money, blackmail her for three hundred times her fee to not report her as a prostitute to the police.  Step 3:  Profit.  The problem here, of course, is that the guy got hung up on Step 4:  Wash-rinse-repeat as necessary, and did not remember Step 5:  Quit while you’re ahead.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.