Yes, it happens to us all. Here’s proof. Man, Brendan Fraser looks like me!
Sick with the swine flu because no one will give you a vaccination? Well, don’t let that stop you from getting your buzz on!
You’ve fantasized about doing this. You know you have.
I’ll say it again — gorillas are not the ancestors of humans. They are our 310,000th cousins, 40,000 times removed. And about as ugly as your sister.
At a big law firm I worked at what seems like a lifetime ago they once had an associate whose wife could play the piano. I think these guys can relate to that kind of workplace wackiness.
You are… Not Burt Likko. But don’t you kind of wish you were?
A running total of the number of days it has been since an active-duty NFL player has been arrested. I found this on Veteran’s Day and it had been 15 days since the last arrest. It’s on NBC Sports; do you think the fact that no NFL football is broadcast on any NBC or NBC-related network has anything to do with the fact that this is their take on the event.
