Weekend Weirdness, Volume V

Yes, it happens to us all.  Here’s proof.  Man, Brendan Fraser looks like me!

Sick with the swine flu because no one will give you a vaccination?  Well, don’t let that stop you from getting your buzz on!

You’ve fantasized about doing this.  You know you have.

I’ll say it again — gorillas are not the ancestors of humans.  They are our 310,000th cousins, 40,000 times removed.  And about as ugly as your sister.

At a big law firm I worked at what seems like a lifetime ago they once had an associate whose wife could play the piano.  I think these guys can relate to that kind of workplace wackiness.

You are…  Not Burt Likko.  But don’t you kind of wish you were?

A running total of the number of days it has been since an active-duty NFL player has been arrested.  I found this on Veteran’s Day and it had been 15 days since the last arrest.  It’s on NBC Sports; do you think the fact that no NFL football is broadcast on any NBC or NBC-related network has anything to do with the fact that this is their take on the event.

Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering litigator. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Recovering Former Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.