MANKATO, MINNESOTA — ATSN Exclusive — We have unconfirmed reports that Brett Favre was seen entering a Walgreen’s earlier today in Skyline, Minnesota, and was seen heading towards the “Allergy Remedies” on aisle six. Repeat, an unconfirmed report that Brett… Continue Reading
[Cue music] Anchor: You’re watching ASTN, the All-Sports Talk Network, and this is “False Start.” Here with us today is sports physiologist Jimmy Buckley, and Sterling Sharpe, Brett’s former teammate and easily the best-dressed commentator on the NFL Network. Let’s… Continue Reading
This just in — Brett Favre was reputed to have sneezed five times in a row after eating scrambled eggs. According to sources close to the event, he later took an antihistamine. More on this important story as it develops.… Continue Reading
ESPN ought to thank Brett Favre for providing fodder for a round-the-clock, non-stop coverage item. You can be sure that coverage of this, Brett Favre’s most recent announcement of his retirement from professional football, will be the only thing discussed… Continue Reading
The line outside the sports bar for the US-Ghana game is around the corner. Open wide for some soccer! Published with Blogger-droid v1.3.6
What the hell is a “fighting jonda” anyway? And how could they have scored three goals? Oh well, so much for the Azzuri. I’m all about the Stars and Stripes now. I think they can hang with any of Ghana,… Continue Reading
One goal in the ninety first minute is all we needed to not only advance but to win the group. Go USA! Published with Blogger-droid v1.3.6
C’est magnifique!
With Algeria tying England just now, that means all we need to do to advance to the second round is do what England by rights should have just done — beat Algeria. Hey, we did it in 1803, so we… Continue Reading
Granted, the US team should never have allowed itself to fall two goals behind Slovenia. But it sure looks to me like we got the go-ahead goal with no foul called first. That goal should have counted, and the USA,… Continue Reading